A Wonderful Surprise While Mowing Today!

To the person walking your dog by my yard and yeeting the poop bags behind the fence where they couldn’t be seen under the tall grass, I found them today and the mower helped to discover the wonderful surprises inside.

While I do commend you for the long tenure of sneakily disposing of your pooches doodles, because I too did this one summer as a teenager, please take the bags with you from now on.

Good day and God bless!