Category: Funny
9 Reasons why Roadkill Removal should be left to Professionals
Sometimes we all do things were not proud of. It may start out with the best intentions but could feel like something completely different after the fact. There's a road in my town where the northbound side of the street belongs to the city of Raymore and the southbound traffic side belongs to the city … Continue reading 9 Reasons why Roadkill Removal should be left to Professionals
How to Sell a Boa Constrictor on Craigslist
Disclaimer: this was a creative writing excercise I did a while back. I do not have a boa constrictor for sale, but I did post this on Craigslist for a day just to see if anyone would respond. I got around 10 emails with interested people. --- What started out as a present for a … Continue reading How to Sell a Boa Constrictor on Craigslist
The four people I met over the weekend.
1. The Angel I need affordable temporary housing for my family. God is moving us but we don't know where yet. Our house is closing on October the 12th and we have to be out on the 19th per our contract. I didn't anticipate having to secure a rental but there is nowhere else to … Continue reading The four people I met over the weekend.
When Lightning Strikes
When lightning strikes the wise take cover, artists take a picture, meteorologists take credit, and golfers take out their 1 iron because LIGHTNING can't even hit one.
Lost and Found
My brother gave me a Bible on my 18th birthday with a real nice leather cover. I took it to Bible College and used it exclusively. It was my favorite for a couple reasons: 1. It was a New American Standard Bible and my Bible College required we use a King James. It was a … Continue reading Lost and Found
Double Cousin: An Unfinished Short Story
Hey guys let me know what you think of this short story I've been working on. I would love to hear your feedback! --------------------------------------------- Kim arrived late for the first day of her second month at Wenchell's. The office had been moved three times in the first month. The first was out of the company … Continue reading Double Cousin: An Unfinished Short Story
Jeers and Beers: A Rant on The Cleveland Caves and Queen James
I didn't think he would do the old powder-toss because I thought that would be to presumptuous - even for Lebron James! It just angered the already hostile crowd against him even more complete with homemade signs, torches, and pitchforks. But it worked... at least for "Queen James" and the Heat. I'll admit that it's been cool to be … Continue reading Jeers and Beers: A Rant on The Cleveland Caves and Queen James
Soup, Security, and Set Up fees
Beka and I got a gift card from a generous friend for Outback this week. Since Wednesday is our day-date time we decided to use part of it for lunch today only to be disappointed when we saw the sign that said they would not open until 4 PM. Red Lobster was just down the … Continue reading Soup, Security, and Set Up fees
Under Covers
Oh he looks sweet now but about an hour ago this was not the case. Cameron: "Dad, you should not have given Cal that pocket knife." Me on the couch (half asleep): "Why?" Cameron: "Because mom's really mad!" I thought it was all good until I saw what had happened upstairs.. I don't know what … Continue reading Under Covers